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iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

"People who wait for the right moment end up waiting forever."
-Chloe Bridges, The Carrie Diaries (via unimportant)
"Did you ever hug someone wanting to never let him go?"
-Diego Castro. (alentador)

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

mommy:

New York

The only state whose residents don’t realize there are 49 other states.

(via 50 states)